How is this possible?

The world has achieved madness, my friends. Not because of wars, politics, obesity–no. We have forgotten our roots. A name as familiar to our ears as Sonic the Hedgehog goes unrecognized in today’s youth.

But they ALL recognize Edward, Jacob–Hey, do me a favor. Cut the crap. Its a freaking vampire who’s skin sparkles. No one cares. Sonic? Sonic is a hedgehog who blows up giant machines. Umm, epic? I think so. So cut the sparkly vampires and homo werewolves. Lets get giant machine killin’.

I vote we take this world by force. Sega needs Sonic back. I’m talkin’ a 2D side scroller. None of this Nintendo 3D crap. Back to the basics, like Capcom was smart enough to do with Megaman. Who’s with me?